Sandy Joan

oh poor, young Sandra Joan!

once again, you thoughtless ass

yer on yer own!


you took it too far

now he's got to go

(oh baby) no he won't write back

and he won't pick up his phone



he's got a different number

and he's moved to a different place

and yer never gonna hear his voice

or see his face again




oh, babe you've lost another friend

close the book!

cuz that's the end
Sandy Joan!


your paperback novella

and your prized, gold Zippo

and your valpolicella



don't bother

(cuz) they are all in the mail

it was very shrewd to

plant them at his pad
 
but to no avail


He's got a different number

and he's driving a different car

and yer never gonna catch him dead

inside that bar again


oh, babe you've lost another friend

close the book!

cuz that's the end
Sandy Joan!



with Sandra Joan, the saddest part

is that deep within her heart

she just don't know

what the hell is going on!

no, she never heard a word he said

until he said "So long!"


another boyfriend gone...

b-b-b-buh-buh-bye

(oh baby) no they never take the time

to tell you why



why did he change his number?

and why did he switch his job?

no, they never come back

and every time you're left

to sob in vain


because you give them too much pain!

because you cut them to the bone

Sandy Joan